Dear men who smile at me while I run, STOP. You look like a total creeper. Don’t make me pepper spray you.
Everything itches, so I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to my own sweat.
There are way too many people out and about at 8:00 in the morning. I need to wake up earlier.
Dear gardeners, fuck your leaf blower fumes.
I now have just twenty minutes to stretch and get ready for work. 👍🏻
It was worth it, though. I think.